Total Medals Earned: 1,349 (From
204 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 21,820 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Reload any weapon 100 times
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Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Flip the world upside down
Start the game
Enable the speedrunning mode in the settings
Die at the end of the second level
Kill yourself using the block switch
Attach every single button
Don't collect any red orbs
Win the game
Don't touch the ground for more than 3 seconds
Complete the game in less than 10 Minutes
Collect every single red orb
Make a nasty sandwich.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Push the hardest.
Make it rain!
Win the race.
Find it.
Catch the ball every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
I'm home!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Find the Treasure Key!
Finish the game without dying once
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
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Finish the Tadpole stage!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Check the Credits Page!
Get skewered on spikes
Smash a goomba
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Launch the Turtle
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)